Look at this shite from a Malaysian news site proscribing masturbation and gay sex as a preventive measure against swine flu mind you he is an associate professor of ecology propounding on health,so what more can one expect,I might be more attentive if he at least suggested sex with pigs was a risk( I don't think anyone has done the experiments before one of you wags asks).
I think in parts of the States Christianity would welcome a return to the dark ages,this is the most bizarre news story from a so called 'first world,educated' nation,banned shirts,good grief .
As for the latest fad,skinny water Daniel Herman, spokesman for Bio-Synergy, admitted no scientific tests back up their claims. He said: "We are not claiming it is a slimming aid. It is not sold with slimming products - it is on the shelves with soft drinks."Yet all their promotions and advertising say it helps lose weight,I quote from their website "A low-calorie water, enhanced with a unique combination of ingredients to help(YOU) lose and maintain YOUR weight." Yeah right,untested and low calorie water contains more calories than diet coke coke,and how can you call something skinny if there isn't a full fat option.........bring on those shiny new common sense EU rules all the health woo companies have been campaigning against says I.
Sex rears its woo filled head over at HufPo if any piece of writing on any biological aspect of the body contains the words cosmic or chakras quit reading straight away,chakras are ancient Asian woo,just cos it is ancient doesn't make it good,take for example stoning disobedient kids,ancient yes, but we have hopefully got more sense now,the word cosmic is a physics word not a biology one,it means, of or pertaining to the cosmos ,the only real biological use is as an acronym for Catalogue Of Somatic Mutations In Cancer.
The physics principals demonstrated during laying on a bed of nails also explains why I prefer to walk barefoot over shingle rather than big stones........and it isn't so easy to stub your toes on shingle.
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I am sure sex with pigs is illegal even if you do drink lots of coconut water!
SKINNY WATER (described as a low-calorie water). Water doesn’t contain calories anyway.
Having a sceptical day, then? It's amazing what they blame on masturbation but the next time some malinger with man-flu tells me it's swine flu, I'll certainly quote the article.
I have no interest at all in buying skinny water, they should be concentrating on something practical, like skinny egg and chips.Perhaps then my chakras will be replenished with enough cosmic energy to cope with that multi- dimensional orgasm she recommends.
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